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Nosotros've rounded upwardly the l filthiest lyrics of all time.

"I want you to slap me and phone call me naughty/Put a beltsander against my skin/I desire to feel hurting all over my body/Can't wait to be punished for my sins" – Dominated Beloved Slave – Light-green Day

This is what happens when you allow a punk rock drummer sing a song. Tre Absurd'southward country ditty is an absolute filth-fest.

"Allow me put my love into you baby/Let me cut your cake with my knife" – Let Me Put My Love Into You – Ac/DC

We're pretty sure that Air conditioning/DC aren't singing almost a visit to the patisserie hither. And if they are, we hope they're wearing gloves when they hand over our pain au chocolat.

"I knew a girl named Nikki/I guess you could say she was a sex fiend/I met her in a hotel lobby/Masturbating with a magazine" – Darling Nikki – Prince

I know, we're thinking the same thing – can't wait to introduce her to the parents!

"I'one thousand so tired of playing/Playing with this bow and arrow/Gonna give my eye away/Exit it to the other girls to play" – Glory Box – Portishead

I of the direct upwards sexiest songs of all fourth dimension, Portishead's creepy, crawly ballad is cute and filthy all in i. Like Ryan Gosling subsequently twenty minutes spent rolling around in a dumpster.

"Fingertips are called-for/Can I bear upon you in that location/Soft as velvet, eyes can see/Bring me close to ecstasy" – Soft As Snow, Only Warm Inside – My Encarmine Valentine

Cold shower for My Bloody Valentine, stat!

"And then you meet what we can do/Is to attempt something new/If yous're crazy likewise and I don't actually run across/Why can't we become on as three?" – Triad – The Byrds

These folk music-making hippies weren't just practicing gratis love, they were penning odes to it to, equally this song nearly threesomes proves.

"Telephone earlier you come, I demand to shave my chocha/Y'all do or you don't or yous will or won't ya/Go downtown and eat information technology like a vulture" – Work It – Missy Elliott

A cunnilingus classic, we also get to hear about Missy Elliott's pubic landscaping in this explicit hip hop party starter.

"Screwing may exist the only style that I tin can truly be free from my fucked up reality/And then I dream and stroke information technology harder, 'cause its and then fun to see my confront staring back at me/I don't know your fucking name/And then what? Let'due south fuck" – ADIDAS – Korn

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"Yous showed up afterward work I'chiliad bathing your body/Touch y'all in places just I know/You're wet and you're warm just like our bathwater/Can nosotros make dearest before you lot become" – Pyramids – Frank Ocean

Soul smoothie Frank Body of water gets freaky in this epic track, which begins in ancient Egypt and ends up in a strip order in Las Vegas.

"It's the first fourth dimension together and I'm feeling kinda horny/Conventional methods of making love kinda bore me/I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off/Accident your socks off, make certain your Thousand spots soft" – Doin' It – LL Absurd J

He's a thorough lover, we'll give him that and that'due south probably why Ladies Love Cool James.

"I feel like makin'/Feel similar makin' love/Feel like makin' love/Feel similar makin' dear/Feel like makin' beloved to yous" – Feel Like Makin' Love – Bad Company

Alright, Paul Rodgers! We get it! You're horny! No need to bang on nigh it. Christ, you lot just sound desperate

"One time you put your hand in the flame/Yous can never be the same/There'south a sure satisfaction/In a little flake of pain" – Erotic – Madonna

There'due south definitely some proto fifty Shades of Grey action happening in Madonna's S&M loving single. Bet Eastward L James had this turned up to 11 when she was writing the book.

"Soon we'll exist making it, honey/I'll be feeling fine/You lot're my medicine, open up and permit me in/Darling, y'all're and then great, I can't wait for yous to operate" – Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing

1 of the hottest songs ever made, it all the same has some of the weirdest lyrics. Congrats to Marvin for managing to equate a trip to the infirmary with shagging.

"Girl, you got an ass like I never seen/And the ride, I say the ride is so smooth/You must be a limousine" – Footling Red Corvette – Prince

Prince loves classic cars almost as much as he loves bums. Non quite every bit much, but information technology's a close run affair.

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"I want to fuck you similar an beast/I want to experience you from the inside/I want to fuck you similar an animal/My whole existence is flawed/You get me closer to god" – Closer – Nine Inch Nails

"I want to fuck yous similar an animate being/I want to experience you from the inside/I want to fuck yous similar an animal/My whole existence is flawed/You go me closer to god" – Closer – Nine Inch Nails

Despite these rather graphic lyrics, nosotros reckon that all Trent Reznor really wants is a good, old fashioned cuddle.

"Pull up to my bumper baby/In your long black limousine/Pull up to my bumper infant/And drive it in between" – Pull Up To The Bumper – Grace Jones

Practise nosotros really accept to spell this i out for you? Please don't make us, our mum might be reading.

"Blood races to your private spots/Permit me know in that location'southward a burn down/Y'all tin can't fight passion when passion is hot/Temperatures ascension inside my sugar walls" – Saccharide Walls – Sheena Easton

Unsurprisingly penned by Prince, this rail takes on the kind of trip commonly reserved for Sheena's gynaecologist.

"You came, I recollect?/Because the marble made my cheeks look pink" – Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings – Father John Misty

Nosotros can't say that there are many songs well-nigh shagging in graveyards, just Father John Misty's is one of the best.

"Lick information technology adept/Suck this pussy just like you should/My Neck, my back/Lick my pussy and my cleft" – My Neck My Back – Khia

Ane-hit-wonder Khia certainly doesn't vanquish effectually the bush – pun very much intended – when it comes to directing her lover in the sack.

"When information technology comes to this porn shit you know who the main is/Bitch I'll go out Necro tagged on your ass with jizz" – Get On Your Knees – Necro

This is i of the tamer lines on rapper's Necro's outrageously explicit porno odyssey. Listen to the rest of the vocal at your peril.

"I've been drinking, I've been drinking/I get filthy when that liquor go into me/I've been thinking, I've been thinking/Why can't I continue my fingers off it, baby?" – Drunk In Love – Beyoncé

A few Babychams to the wind and Beyoncé is more than upwards for getting her freak on, and she'south non concerned about everyone knowing what her and Jay Z get up to in the kitchen, either.

"I'd rather fuck with you all goddamn dark/'cause your pussy'south skillful/Now I'g fucking all your friends/'cause y'all ran your mouth similar I knew you lot would" – I'd Rather Fuck You – Like shooting fish in a barrel-E

NWA alumni Easy Due east sounds like a pretty shitty boyfriend.

"What does information technology have to plough you on, on/At present he has gone?/At present you're over 21?" – Fauna Nitrate, Suede

Start is this relatively mild offer from Godlike Geniuses, Suede.

"Treating your teeth like dentists as I'm rubbing them/With an erection like injections/Fuck information technology, I exist drugging them/Numbing upwards your tonsils similar anbesol anesthetic/Coming downwardly your throat similar chloraseptic" – Put It In Your Mouth – Akinyele

If zero else, Akinyele provides us with a great opportunity to larn some interesting pharmaceutical terminology.

"Why you coming domicile at 5 in the morn/Something'due south going on, tin can I smell yo' dick?/Don't play me like a fool, 'cos that own't absurd/And so what yous need to do is let me smell yo' dick" – Smell Yo Dick – Riskay

Riskay is a sensible woman. She knows her human is cheating on her. But how best to get proof. Become through his phone? Inquire his mates? Nah, she'southward just gonna sniff his penis.

"I don't meet zippo wrong with a little bump and grind/Run into, I know simply what you want and I know just what yous need girl/And so, babe, bring your body to me" – Bump N' Grind – R Kelly

R Kelly might non see annihilation wrong with it, but because his chequered by, a fair few people might.

"Relax don't practise information technology/When you want to suck to it/Relax don't practise it/When yous want to come" – Relax – Frankie Goes To Hollywood

The Britain's about explicit number 1. The band used to pretend information technology was most motivating yourself, when actually it was about shagging – which is pretty obvious.

"You and me baby own't nothin' merely mammals/And then let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" – The Bad Touch – Bloodhound Gang

Managing to out-gross even Glimmer-182, the Bloodhound Gang were to sex what Jackass was to extreme sports.

"Sucking on my titties like you wanted me/Calling me, all the fourth dimension similar Blondie" – Fuck The Pain Away – Peaches

A former music and drama instructor, we bet parents' evenings with Peaches were a correct express mirth.

"I enter New York, no trouble with my dick out/California porno star, my ass, yous can lick out" – Sex Way – Kool Keith

Kool Keith – the man who invented porno-core. Say no more than.

"Went to a political party/I danced all dark/I drank 16 beers/And I started up a fight /But now I am jaded/You're out of luck/I'thou rolling down the stairs/Also boozer to fuck" – Also Drunkard To Fuck – Dead Kennedys

Don't worry. It happens to the best of u.s. sometimes.

"Face downwardly, ass up/That's the way I like to fuck/I like the barrel, it's my favourite position/I'g tired of the front, so that's why I'thousand bitchin'" – Face up Down, Donkey Upwards – two Live Coiffure

The music of rap group ii Live Coiffure was really made illegal in a number of US states on obscenity charges. The line above is one of hundreds of shockers we could have picked as an example why.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the thou/And they're similar/Information technology's better than yours/Damn right/It'due south improve than yours/I can teach you/But I accept to charge" – Milkshake – Kelis

One second, let's piece of work this one out, milk… milk shake… Oh, we go it. We're pretty sure that monetising this kind of transaction is pretty illegal though, Kelis.

"Can I touch you there, touch you deep inside/Can I touch your heart, the style yous're touching mine" – Can I Touch Y'all There – Michael Bolton

Perhaps the near sickening of all the pervy lyrics is Michael Bolton'due south creepy 'Can I Touch You There'. Don't blame us if you have nightmares.

"I'grand gonna bed into you like a cat beds into a beanbag/Turn you within out and lick you like a crisp packet" – Every Other Freckle – Alt-J

Mayhap the raunchiest ever reference to a package of Monster Munch, Alt-J let their sexual preference for savoury snacks known in this 2014 single.

"Have you always had sexual activity? I have, it felt great/Information technology felt so good when I did it with my penis/A girl let me do information technology, it literally just happened/Having sexual practice can brand a nice man out the meanest" – I But Had Sex activity – The Solitary Island

The Solitary Island might exist a comedy band, but we actually tin't tell the deviation between this and some of the more, erm, 'serious' songs in this list.

"I'll take you to the candy shop/ I'll let you lick the lollipop/ Go 'head girl, don't y'all cease/ Keep going 'til you hit the spot." – Candy Store – 50 Cent

Not exactly known for his subtlety, fifty Cent plumbs new depths of depravity on this saucy romp.

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